She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Houston, we have a squirter
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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