can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she peed on how many people?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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