how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
