Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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