Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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