the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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