No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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