Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i would punch a child for taco bell
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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