My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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