In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
