i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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