I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Randomize
