Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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