But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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