you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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