And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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