You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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