So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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