at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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