you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
