is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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