We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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