Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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