READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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