Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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