He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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