so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well I just put wine in my tea
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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