Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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