if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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