I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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