Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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