Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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