Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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