I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
