i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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