Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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