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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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