I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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