Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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