a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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