didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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