why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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