i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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