im holly from the hills drunk
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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