Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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