But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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