Christians are straight up FREAKS
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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