Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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