and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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