She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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