it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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