return my video game
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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